"There once was a man from peru, who dreamt he was eating his shoe, he awake in the night with a terrible fright, to find at his dream came true," cute little poem? fuck no,
the next day this man from peru had but only one shoe. He couldn't make it to work,due to his disabalitie,Which in the end got him fired from his job that supported his family. And in addition eating a shoe must be good for your health, also rubber and leather must be a nearly impossible to digest. So this man has unbearable stomach pains for the next week until commited sucide.