That hauntings and demonic shit never happen to niggers and spics?
Because they don't put up with that shit.
Ghost: I'm going to cutoff their electricity! *Kicks the circut breaker*
Black guy: Oh Lawdy! I must've forgotten to pay my electric bill again!
Ghost: Grumble! *It's not very effective..*
Ghost: I'm going to make this wetback levitate toward the ceiling!
Hispanic Guy: Oh man essay'! I'm so high right now! I knew I shouldn't have mixed weed with cough syrup!
Ghost: Gahh! *Lurk moar ghostfag*
Ghost: I'm going to haunt this crazy white bitch.
White Chick: OHNOES! I BELIEVE IN GHOSTS AND VAMPIRES AND OTHER CRAZY SHIT AND FEEL TOTALLY POWERLESS BECAUSE I'M WHITE AND SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF MYSELF FOR EVER FEELING CONFIDENT BECAUSE WHITE CONFIDENCE ALWAYS LEADS TO SLAVERY AND NAZIS! SPARE ME OH MIGHT GHOST MAN!
Ghost: Succesful troll is succesful!